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Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
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share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
—
Still no good
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
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Loons and Moons
Then came..
Everyone loved it.